Rare Pokémon in attack mode

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3) 07/29/2016 at 08:03 • Filed to: Catlopnik

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I think I may have found a legendary Pokémon. He looks truly fearsome. Pikachu safety image first.

Teeheehee.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2016 at 08:11

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Like with many things, Werner Herzog is already the best thing about Pokemon Go .

“When two persons in search of a Pokémon clash at the corner of Sunset and San Vicente is there violence? Is there murder?” She responded, “They do fight, virtually.”

“Do they bite each other’s hands? Do they punch each other?” Herzog seemed to enthusiastically continue, now presumably fixated on an imaginary camera sweeping over the bloodied fields of some great Pokémon battle.

Herzog concluded his thoughts on the topic with, “the question — is this technology good or bad? — is an incompetent question. It’s humans who are good or bad. Technology doesn’t have any qualities, it has technical qualities, yes. The internet is fast; the internet has many ramifications worldwide, and so you can quantify certain things, but you cannot endow it with qualities like good or bad.”

Xyl0c41n3 > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 07/29/2016 at 08:17

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But did you see my cat?

MultiplaOrgasms > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2016 at 08:28

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Fucking Snorlax.

Marylee111 > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2016 at 08:30

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Well played XD

Googly Eyed Plush Toy > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2016 at 09:02

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Ah yes, the yawnsnarl. Notice the tempting belly, just waiting all fluffy and exposed for a human to scratch it.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2016 at 09:14

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This one’s a bit unique.

Also...

“Wtf is that"

Xyl0c41n3 > Googly Eyed Plush Toy 07/29/2016 at 09:19

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He’s a fan of tummy scritches, too. He’s the best. :)

I like the name “Yawnsnarl.”

halfeclipse > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2016 at 09:22

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Snorlax, the sleeping pokemon. Snorlax is a lazy Pokémon that gets continually fatter by sticking to a cycle of eating and sleeping. Awake only when it eats.

nasty aloe-vera > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2016 at 09:39

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The other day my dog was spinning in circles between my bed and my bf’s feet and he started yelling “You are the worst Pokemon. We need to teach you better attacks. Don’t you know Whirlwind only works on flying types?”

I told him he is NOT allowed to train my dog to fight OR keep her in a tiny inhumane ball.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2016 at 09:50

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At least other people can see this Pokemon.

KrabbyPaddy > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2016 at 10:29

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Haaaaaaaaa! This is great! Drop him off at FFF Day Camp today:)

Xyl0c41n3 > KrabbyPaddy 07/29/2016 at 10:49

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Are you fat shaming my yawnsnarl? He’s not fat, he’s fluffy!

Hehehe.

KrabbyPaddy > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2016 at 10:53

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NO! I never said anything of the sort! I just keep giggling...

Xyl0c41n3 > KrabbyPaddy 07/29/2016 at 10:59

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Same. I laughed for so long after taking the photo that my cat eventually slapped me with his tail and gave me the stink eye. Heh.

HappyBerry > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2016 at 11:16

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I sent this picture to my friends last night asking if they could help me identify this Pokemon. I thought I was amusing, they just thought I was ridiculous.

Xyl0c41n3 > HappyBerry 07/29/2016 at 11:20

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OMG!!! I have that same harness and leash! Only.... in pink. Lol. My boy is so big he needed the large sized one, but they only had it in pink. I really wanted the blue glitter one, but they only had it in medium.

Xyl0c41n3 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 07/29/2016 at 12:25

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Re: Pikachu... I have one of a Pidgie doing the same thing.

And my cat is not impressed by Pokémon, either.

PumpkinSpies > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2016 at 12:25

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Gus is better at catching the pokemans than I am.

Xyl0c41n3 > PumpkinSpies 07/29/2016 at 12:34

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OMG. That is the best!

Also... blast those Psyducks! I always have the hardest time catching them.

The Lurktastic Opponaught > HappyBerry 07/29/2016 at 13:07

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I once tried to walk a cat. It turned into a brief drag before I admitted defeat.

HappyBerry > The Lurktastic Opponaught 07/29/2016 at 13:16

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I long ago accepted one can’t “walk” a cat like one does a dog. Instead I just go outside and just sort of follow the cat around as it does what it wants (which, as show by this picture is mostly try and eat things).

Bytemite > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2016 at 13:52

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Attack Snorlax? Fatty!

Xyl0c41n3 > Bytemite 07/29/2016 at 13:57

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Someone down thread called him a “Yawnsnarl.” I think it’s cute. Heh. :)

But yeah, as far as real Pokemon go, the consensus seems to be Snorlax.

Bytemite > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2016 at 13:59

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You pamper the fluff out of him obviously. It makes him soft! How's he supposed to go out there and attract the pussycats now?

EL_ULY > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2016 at 14:41

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LOL Enzo mas huevon! :] Como sufre el pueblo jaja :]

Funktheduck > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2016 at 19:24

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Abras keep escaping me. Snorlax too but I've only found 2 of them

Xyl0c41n3 > Funktheduck 07/29/2016 at 19:38

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Abras I can catch. I haven’t seen a single snorlax, which makes me sad.

I was low on pokeballs and this thing made me waste every last one of them. Didn’t even catch him.

Funktheduck > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2016 at 19:58

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Scyther eluded me do so long. I couldn't track them down. Found 2 and caught one. Haven't seen any since. The broken radar really screws up hunting which is my favorite part and pretty much the only thing I can do since I rarely have time to tackle a gym

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2016 at 20:59

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ferocious

Hot Takes Salesman > Bytemite 07/29/2016 at 21:48

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Meanwhile, my family really couldn’t turn our last cat soft because he was such an OG. Seriously, he was getting into street fights and shit. And he got pussycats.

Now that he’s dead, I'm like 70% certain cats are fighting over the street empire that my cat controlled, he was so badass.